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Dr. Phrontis · The Snack Lab

The snacks you grew up on, rebuilt.First up: the PB Wafer Crunch. Real protein, real fiber and real chocolate, tested blind before we sell a single box.

Dr. Phrontis runs the lab, and every snack has to get past his team. Standard No. 001 is a crisp layered wafer. Roasted peanut butter creme. Real cocoa-butter chocolate. No seed oils, no artificial sweeteners, and it has to taste better than the one you remember.

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Concept packaging for Dr. Phrontis Chocolate Peanut Butter Protein Wafer Bars: a 12-bar box, a single wrapper and a cutaway of real chocolate, crisp wafer, roasted peanut butter creme and protein creme layers, with targets of 15g protein, 4g or more fiber and 5g sugar or less, no seed oils and no palm oil.

Concept packaging. Figures are formulation targets, not a tested panel.

Target15gProtein
Target4g+Fiber
Target≤5gSugar
Real cocoa butterChocolate
NoneSeed oils
NoneArtificial sweeteners

Targets per 51g bar. An independent lab checks every number on the finished bar before it goes on a label.

From the lab notebook

Meet the people in the lab.

Every snack goes through this team before it goes to you. Here’s what that looks like.

Grace’s VerdictLab Notebook · Entry 3

The Crunch TestLab Notebook · Entry 2

  • Dr. Phrontis, founder at the Snack Lab

    Dr. Phrontis

    Founder

    Runs the lab and keeps the notebook.

  • Owen, head baker at the Snack Lab

    Owen

    Head Baker

    Twenty years of baking. If it doesn’t snap, he starts over.

  • Mateo, chocolatier at the Snack Lab

    Mateo

    Chocolatier

    Chasing the snap you can hear in real chocolate.

  • Priya, food scientist at the Snack Lab

    Priya

    Food Scientist

    Measures what the rest of us taste.

  • Grace, taste panel at the Snack Lab

    Grace

    Taste Panel

    Her highest praise is “fine.”

Some snacks are more than snacks.

The thing at the bottom of the lunchbox. The thing somebody put in a box so you’d have a piece of home.

We think those foods are worth making better.

Not unrecognizable. Not “healthy tasting.”

Better.

Standard No. 001

Three layers. No shortcuts in any of them.

Most protein wafers trade the snap for the macros. We won’t.

A chocolate-coated wafer bar broken in half, showing thin crisp wafer layers and peanut butter creme.

Concept image. The real cross-section comes from the first prototype.

  • Real cocoa-butter chocolate

    Chocolate made with cocoa butter, not a coating built on cheaper substitute fats.

  • Roasted peanut butter creme

    Real peanut butter. You should taste peanut, not powder.

  • Crisp layered wafer

    Thin layers with an actual snap. This is the hard part, and the part we won’t give up.

PB Wafer Crunch · 51g barTargets
Protein
15g
Fiber
4g or more
Total sugar
5g or less
Artificial sweeteners
None
Seed oils
None

Our story

It started with a box from home.

There was a specific sound to it. The foil coming apart at the seam, then three thin wafers giving way at once — not a crumble, a snap.

I didn’t think about that sound for twenty years. Then, during my military service, a care package arrived from home. At the bottom was a handful of those wafers.

They weren’t the most expensive thing in the box, or the healthiest. But they tasted like home.

Years later, with kids of my own, I turned the same package over in the grocery aisle. The list on the back had grown longer than the thing deserved, and the memory became a question:

Why do the foods that mean the most to us have to be the ones we compromise on?

Dr. Phrontis exists to answer it, one snack at a time, starting with that wafer.

David ParkerFounder · Herndon, Virginia

The Dr. Phrontis Standard

Every snack has to earn the name.

Five rules every Dr. Phrontis snack has to pass. Nutrition targets are set for each snack, not one number for all of them.

  1. 01

    Taste comes first.

    If it checks every nutrition box but isn’t worth eating, it doesn’t pass. We change the recipe before we change the rule.

  2. 02

    No seed oils.

    Not in the wafer, not in the creme, not in the chocolate. We check every sub-ingredient with the supplier.

  3. 03

    Real chocolate means real cocoa butter.

    No artificial sweeteners either. If an ingredient doesn’t need to be there, it isn’t.

  4. 04

    Targets that fit the snack, checked by a lab.

    Each snack gets its own nutrition targets. The wafer aims for 15g protein, 4g or more fiber and 5g sugar or less. A classic cookie won’t pretend to be a protein bar. Whatever the targets are, an independent lab checks them on the finished snack before they go on a label.

  5. 05

    Label Hidden.

    People taste it without knowing which one is ours. No packaging, no claims, no founder in the room. We publish the results, including when we lose.

How we build it

Four gates. Nothing ships until it clears all four.

We’d rather take longer than sell you a number we haven’t measured.

Gate 1

Formulate

First samples with wafer makers. The recipe stays ours.

To passA wafer that snaps, a creme that isn’t chalky, and every ingredient checked against the Standard.
We’re here

Now: sampling and quotes with manufacturers.

Gate 2

Lab-verify

An independent lab tests the finished bar.

To pass15g protein, 4g or more fiber, 5g sugar or less, on the bar itself.
Gate 3

Label Hidden

Blind tasting against the classic wafer. Results published.

To passPeople choose ours, or call it a tie, and say they’d buy it again.
Gate 4

The Founding Box

A real production run, with the Founding 500 first in line.

To passGates 1–3 cleared. Only then do we open orders.

If the wafer can’t hit the numbers and still win on taste, we keep the taste and tell you exactly which number moved.

Label Hidden™

Take away the label. What’s left?

We’d rather let the food talk first. Every Dr. Phrontis snack is tested blind against the snack it’s meant to replace.

  • Taste
  • Crunch
  • Sweetness
  • Aftertaste
  • Which one you’d choose again
Standard No. 001 · The WaferFirst test coming
Participants
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Preferred Dr. Phrontis
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Preferred the classic wafer
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Taste winner
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Crunch winner
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Would buy again
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The first blind test runs after first samples. Results go here with the date, location, sample size and method. Winning isn’t guaranteed. Publishing is.

You choose Standard No. 002

Five more classics. Same rules.

Same Standard as the wafer: real chocolate, no seed oils, no artificial sweeteners. Each one gets its own nutrition targets in development. Packaging shown is concept art. Founding members vote on which one becomes Standard No. 002.

Peanut Butter Cups concept 6-pack box and a single two-cup wrapper beside chocolate peanut butter cups, one cut open to show a creamy peanut butter center.

Concept

Snack Lab Classics · Up for No. 002

Peanut Butter Cups

Creamy peanut butter in real milk chocolate.

The same peanut butter as the No. 001 wafer, in the cup everybody fights over.

  • No palm oil
  • Real chocolate

6 two-cup packs

Double Chocolate Wafer Crunch concept 12-bar box and a single wrapped bar beside chocolate-coated wafer bars and hazelnuts.

Concept

The Wafer family · Up for No. 002

Double Chocolate Wafer Crunch

Cocoa wafers, chocolate hazelnut crème, real chocolate.

Built on the No. 001 wafer, so it’s the closest to ready.

  • No seed oils
  • Real chocolate

12 individually wrapped bars

Brownie Batter Bites concept pouch beside a bowl of fudgy chocolate bites with chocolate chunks.

Concept

Snack Lab Classics · Up for No. 002

Brownie Batter Bites

Soft, fudgy bites with real chocolate chunks.

The brownie-bowl taste, in a bite you can keep in a desk drawer.

  • No seed oils
  • Real chocolate chunks

Pouch of soft bites

Cookies and Creme Bites concept pouch with cookie dough bites and crumbled cookie pieces.

Concept

Snack Lab Classics · Up for No. 002

Cookies & Crème Bites

Cookie dough taste with real cookie pieces.

The spoonful you weren’t supposed to sneak, rebuilt to the Standard.

  • No seed oils
  • Real cookie pieces

Pouch of soft bites

Celebration Brownie Squares concept 6-square box and a single wrapped square beside brownie squares topped with glossy chocolate and colorful crunchy bits.

Concept

Snack Lab Classics · Up for No. 002

Celebration Brownie Squares

Rich brownie, glossy chocolate top, naturally colored crunch.

The birthday-party brownie, with color that comes from real food.

  • No seed oils
  • Naturally colored

6 individually wrapped squares

Also in the lab, not on the ballot yet: Real Butter Vanilla Wafers, for the banana pudding crowd. They have to pass the same Standard first. Follow along in the lab notebook.

Get a vote on No. 002

Send One Home™

Some snacks taste different when you’re far from home.

Dr. Phrontis started with a care package. As we grow, we want the boxes we sell to send more boxes the other way.

We’ll work with established partner organizations to get Dr. Phrontis snacks to people working long stretches away from home, military families and overnight hospital teams first.

We’ll name our partner and the details once an agreement is signed.

Standard No. 001 · pack sizes

PB Wafer Crunch

Individually wrapped for a lunchbox or a gym bag. The Founding Box ships with the first production run.

6-Bar Box

6 bars · 51g each · 306g

6

bars per box

  • The trial size
  • Individually wrapped
  • Lunchbox-ready
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The Founding Box

Founding 500

12 bars · 51g each · 612g

$49 + shipping

Founding price · first 500 only

  • Ships only after all four gates
  • Shipping window in writing
  • Full refund if we miss it
  • A vote on Standard No. 002
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12-Bar Box

12 bars · 51g each · 612g

12

bars per box

  • The everyday size
  • Subscribe & save planned
  • Ships in the first wave
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The Founding 500

Don’t just buy the first box. Help set the standard.

The first 500 households, service members, nurses, athletes and snack obsessives willing to help build Dr. Phrontis in public.

  • Taste it first. Score Label Hidden tests while the recipe can still change.
  • Vote on the next classic. Standard No. 002 is yours to pick.
  • Hold us to the Standard. If it fails a blind taste test, it doesn’t ship. We go back to the recipe.
  • Joining is free. An optional $5 deposit holds your spot, and it’s refundable anytime before your box ships.

Be one of the first 500

One email when the box opens. No countdown timers, no fake urgency.

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Questions

Good questions, straight answers.

Who is Dr. Phrontis?

The founder’s illustrated alter ego, a snack scientist who rebuilds the favorites in The Snack Lab. He’s a character, not a medical doctor, and nothing here is medical advice.

When can I buy it?

Not yet. The wafer ships only after it clears all four gates. Founding members hear first, with the price and a shipping window in writing before anything is charged.

Are the nutrition numbers final?

No. 15g protein, 4g or more fiber and 5g sugar or less are targets for the 51g bar. An independent lab checks the finished bar, and only verified numbers go on the label.

Is shipping included?

No. Shipping is added at checkout, and you see the cost before you pay. The Founding Box is $49 plus shipping.

Where will it ship?

We plan to ship within the United States first.

Where is it made?

We’re choosing a manufacturing partner now. We’ll say where it’s made before the first box opens.

What allergens does it contain?

The wafer is planned to contain peanuts, milk, egg and wheat. The full allergen statement will be on the label.

How long does it stay fresh?

We’re testing how long it stays crisp before we set a date. The best-by date will be printed on every box.

How does the Founding refund work?

Joining is free. If you put down the optional $5 deposit, it goes toward your first box, and you can get it back anytime before it ships: just reply to any of our emails. When the box opens, you’ll see the price, the shipping cost and the shipping window before you decide. If we miss the window, you get a full refund.

I make or supply food. How do I reach you?

Manufacturing, ingredient and development partners can email david@phrontisfoods.com.